LeBron James lit it up last night! Or did he? It was a masked man… could it have been “His Airness” MJ in disguise? Now that is just crazy talk! Don’t get me wrong, we love Mike but at the ripe age of 51, I don’t foresee him droppin 61 anytime soon. We’ll, that is of course following the belief he hasn’t perfected time travel, and he hasn’t brought 90’s MJ to the present. I don’t want to start an argument, so let’s just agree that he has not yet perfected such western science black magic. So how did James do it? Easy, LeBron was wearing the new Google Glass. This prototype is made for architects and trigonometry professors alike. LeBron used it to find the perfect arch and trajectory for his three-ball. Since this fact has hit NBA locker rooms, there are now reports of several players asking their teammates to punch them in face in hopes of breaking their noses. If this epidemic continues, we should see every team to have at least three starters with masks on by next week. See baseball, you don’t need steroids to up your game, just use technology. When Google was asked about their prototype they had no comment to give.