The end of the week is upon us once again. This can only mean it’s time to think about all the “fun” things celebrities have done this week. In this week’s Weekly Roundup, we see Brad Pitt relive Fight Club, Kimye gets hitched without the “little” brother, Tori Spelling talks tattoos, and we couldn’t forget about The Biebs! How dare Vitalii Seduik ruin Brad Pitt’s night out with his fiancée, Angelina Jolie! The man is just trying to support his woman’s film and what does he get? A good ol’ punch in the face! Mr. Seduik is no stranger to this type of behavior with celebs on the red carpet. Earlier this month, he tried to climb under America Ferrara’s gown at the premier of “How to Train your Dragon 2” at Cannes. Luckily, Brad Pitt is a man and didn’t go whining and crying about the whole thing. Seduik was immediately apprehended and led off in handcuffs, presumably never to be heard of again, and Mr. Pitt continued to sign autographs and pose for pictures. We have to ask, why Mr. Seduik, would you want to mess with perfection that is Brad Pitt’s face? Shame on you.
As the whole world knows by now, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got married. She had a dress, they spent lots of money, Kanye thought the day was really all about him, but there was also drama going on in the family that day too. Turns out Kim’s little bro, Robert, decided not to attend the wedding and flew home while the whole shindig was going down. Many presumed that he is depressed and upset over his larger frame these days and didn’t want to be part of the public spectacle. However, that may not be the only reason. Kim accused Rob of selling negative stories about her to the press and in retaliation she made fun of his weight. Oh Kimmie, why be the bridezilla? This is your third trip down the aisle, there is no need for stress. You got this thing down pat now!
It seems as if Tori Spelling is not at all shy about divulging any part of her life for the public. It makes for great T.V. and gossip, but we have to assume her family is not so happy about it. Her latest confession; her cheatin hubby’s tattoo, “Tori’s” right above his penis. Yep, she told her girlfriends this bit of news at lunch during the last episode of her reality show, True Tori. It’s sad because even with the branding, he still couldn’t help himself with the ladies. Also on the episode, he struggled with having to go back to Toronto, Canada to film his only hope for income, Chopped Canada. This is the same city where he cheated on Tori with Emily Goodhand. Let’s just be honest though, with that last name, it’s almost like he had to cheat.
And finally, The Biebs. It’s always fun to get to the end of the week to find out all the fun things Mr. Bieber has been up to. He never disappoints and same goes for this week. It seems as though he has a thing for models. Makes sense, he’s a want-to-be rock star and that’s what rock stars do. For example, just recently at a French club called Gotha, in Cannes, he met up with Adriana Lima, a very newly single Victoria Secret model. The Brazilian 32-year-old mother of two just ended her five-year marriage and thought The Biebs was a good first rebound. The two talked all night and left together at 5am. Got to hand it to The Biebs, he definitely knows a MILF when he sees one.