Alright Superfans, Bears training camp has started, what are your very early season predictions for the Bears Season?
I predict that Jay Cutler will make it an entire 2 games before getting sacked. He drives a van now (a conversion van…) And that makes me want to sack him, so 2 games is a stretch.
Ireland wins, but Krum get’s the Snitch
(sing to the tune of jingle bells)
Cut-ler passes… Mar-shall catches… Forte runs around. Oh what fun the fans will have when the refs sig-nal Touch-Down.
Top reason(s) why you aren’t going to Lollapalooza this weekend?
HIGH-WAISTED DENIM SHORTS. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE THEM STOP.
Cause I’ll be working the backstage catering for Lolla. So I’ll be there, but I’ll be schlepping pans of food around all day
Its the same reason why I avoid most things.. the over bearing crowds.
What is your hourly rate to watch a baby?
Depends on the baby. If it’s a family member or close friend, I’d probably do it for free because I am nice. If it was a stranger’s baby, I don’t think you could pay me enough.
You would need to compensate me in bottles of scotch to watch someone else’s children. I’m not a bad person; I wouldn’t drink the scotch until AFTER the baby is returned.
Coincidentally, this past weekend I met buddy’s 6 month old for the first time. She was very adorable, but the moment that she needed a diaper change, you better believe I handed her back to her parents. Therefore, to answer this question I will have no hourly rate because I do not ever plan on dealing with that mess.
JAT is currently on the road this week in Tennessee. Where was your last out-of-state adventure to?
Last weekend I flew to North Canton, OH to celebrate my grandma’s 99th birthday. We day tripped to Niagara Falls, saw the Football Hall of Fame, and the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame. Any weekend involving ice cream for all meals, a bust of Mike Ditka’s head and clothing worn by Mick Jagger, Kurt Cobain, and Beyonce is a good one.
I was at San Diego Comic Con this past week. Nerd Vegas, baby!
Last month, I was at my buddy’s bachelor party in Nowhere-ville Wisconsin. The best part of the weekend is when we visited the even smaller neighborhood of.. BROWNTOWN! It was the best because when your that small of a town and have bachelor party go to one of the two bars there, we were pretty much the talk of the town. As my one friend screamed right before we left, “Browntown will never forget us!!!”