It’s Shark Week! How are you celebrating?
I’ve never gotten into Shark Week. Sharks scare me because I love the beach. Does that make me un-American? Sorry, America.
Responding and commenting on every single post on my Facebook with a shark emoji
By grabbing my wetsuit and swimming in the lake to find and pet one. There are sharks in Lake Michigan right?
So is it ever ok to wear a Fedora?
1 out of every 100 people looks good in a fedora. If you are the 1 person, then sure! You rock that funny hat. Chances are you aren’t that person, so no. Put the fedora down and walk away.
It is, because a fedora is what Indiana Jones wears, a trilby is what neckbeards wear. And who doesn’t want to look like Indiana Jones? Know your chapeaus!
Some people can pull it off, I mean I never do because I don’t look good in hats. But I totally rocked it once when I was in vacation in the Philippines(see picture below). The story was that one day I saw my cousin’s outfit for the day and realized that I had packed clothes that would match him from head to toe. Needless to say he was begging me probably because I looked so much better than he did.
What does TMNT mean to you?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Vanilla Ice. Go Ninja, Go Ninja GO. Sorry I’m not sorry for getting that stuck in your head for the rest of the day.
Pizza, radical 90’s slag, Krang and Shredder fighting like an old married couple, and NOT Megan Fox
It basically means my childhood. My cousins and I would always pretend to be one of those turtles. I was MichaelANGELO! Aside from the fact that my name was in there, I was also the fun and awesome one out of us.
Who would star as you in the movie about your life?
Jennifer Garner because at least 3 people a day tell me I look like her so it just makes sense.
I would resurrect Madeline Kahn from the dead and have her play me. She’d make my shenanigans look more interesting for sure
Is this more of a doppelganger question because you can just pick any actor with Filipino blood. Taylor Lautner, The Rock , Rob Schneider. Let’s go with the Rock, not because I think we look-alike, but because it will be hilarious seeing him play an actuary…. Although he played a tooth fairy one time so maybe that is such a far-fetched character for him.