Who is worse The Biebs or Kanye?
Biebs. If I could stuff him into a rocket and blast him off to the moon I will. Kanye is obnoxious, but Justin Bieber exemplifies all that is wrong with the youth of America. Someone make him go away. Please.
You are basically asking me to chose between paper cuts and sunburn. Both annoying, and both I could do without.
I am going to say they both win the arrogant douche-bag award for their own age group
What would Ben and Jerry make as your ice cream flavor?
Chocolate ice cream with fudge and peanut butter ribbons and chunks of oreo. And if they could some how make all of that 0 calories. that would be absolutely wonderful.
It would be some sort of alcohol-related ice cream, like “Beer As Dark As Your Soul”.
Well if we are just referencing my life this week, it would be call overworked and exhausted. It would be coffee ice cream with bits of caffeine pills inside. Its the ice cream mean to get your through the day!
Would you rather fight a bear or talk to a clown for for an hour?
Hmm. This is tough. I am not a huge fan of clowns, but I don’t think I could take a bear. If things get creepy with the clown I am pretty sure I can outrun the clown. Especially if the clown is wearing those stupid big shoes.
Oh god, I would take the bear. Clowns are just….no, which is going to make my viewing of this season’s American Horror Story very interesting…
Could I fight with a clown and then talk to a bear for half an hour each. For one thing, I would have a better chance winning with a clown and secondly I think a bear would hold a much more interesting conversation. Think of all the wonders the bear has seen in nature, while the clown will just try to get me to shake his hand that has an electric buzzer attached, or throw pies in my face.
What advice do you have for a Sox fan going to the Cub’s game on Sunday?
Have enough to drink beforehand so that you don’t remember the game. It’s the only way to tolerate those awful people there.
Pace your drinks. I know it can be difficult, but you don’t want to blackout and wake up the next morning wearing a cubs jersey!!