What are your bold predictions for Super Bowl Sunday?
1. Kim is going to eat way too much food.
2. Katy Perry is going to wear a ridiculous outfit
3. We are going to hear a lot of talk about balls.
I predict I am going to ingest some bold dips and too much beer.
I eat too much food and drink to the point that D’Angelo comes out. Then I get mad because I’ll get a crappy number assigned to me on my super bowl squares so I throw a fit. Eventually I get my way and the squares get re-numbered. Happily, I drink more beer and eat more food. Then I throw another fit at the end of the game because none of my numbers won and my original numbers matched the final score. Oh D’Angelo, you and your fits of rage.
Okay, I’m not going to lie, here. I don’t know who is playing in the Super Bowl. I just like to eat cheese-based foods and gamble. I think one of the teams is the Patriots, right? I mean…shocker.
JAT turned one today! What things would you like to see more/less of?
Happy Birthday!! I would like to see more happy hours.
Obviously I would like to see more of me! You should literally just have a “Angelo pic of the week” section. Week one pic is of me seductively looking at the camera with my laptop answering JAT questions…. also I’m naked.
I think JAT is fabulous the way it is, but one could always use more articles about puppies. Also, maybe some parties with free beer and pizza for people who answer questions on a weekly basis.
Coke or Pepsi?
PEPSI. THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS PEPSI. And while you’re at it, drink more Gatorade, Tropicana, and Naked Juice. Also, buy Quaker products. Just do it.
Sprite… so I guess Coca Cola
Diet Pepsi or, if it’s from a fountain, Diet Coke. Regular cola makes my teeth feel weird. Also, all of it is terrible for you.
Deflate-gate. Can Tom Brady possibly be a cheater?!
Possibly. Pretty people cheat all the time. Now lets stop talking about Tom Brady’s balls and instead start talking about why he wears Uggs.
See the answer to #2. No, really though, cheaters shouldn’t be in the Super Bowl, so I’m irritated.
First “Spy-gate” now “Deflate-gate”, Belichick loves his gate-esque controversy. Why don’t we just weigh everything on the outcome of the Superbowl. If Patriots win, they are off the hook, if they lose, then they are guilty!
If anyone is at the helm of that scandal, it’s Bill Belichick. Tom Brady is just the vessel. He’s like the George W. Bush to Belichick’s Dick Cheney.