Question Chicago

What do you have to say about Kanye West?


Kim with the rings

Kim P.

Oh, Kanye. I wish someone would shut you up. He married a Kardashian; therefore, he deserves to be banished to a giant hole along with the rest of the Kardashian Klan so we don’t have to hear from any of them ever again. Except for Bruce. Bruce can hang around because I really want to see him as a woman.


Ashley B.

Ashley B.

Kanye West may believe he is the Kanye Best, but I think he needs to give it a Kanye Rest.


Angelo B.

Angelo B.

I’d like to think that Kanye says all this stuff just for the attention.  It’s more that I hope someone isn’t as arrogant as that – to state their opinion as fact and assume everyone agrees with them.


Molly K.

Molly K.

I think someone who willingly married Kim Kardashian needs to be a *tad* less judgmental toward other human beings.


Dwights-Valentines-Date

How much do you love/hate Valentine’s Day?


Kim P

Kim P.

It’s stupid. I mean, I am all for chocolate and fancy food and stuff, but I don’t get why we have to celebrate love on one specific day. Love should be celebrated every day. Plus, VD.


Ashley B.

Ashley B.

Meh, I don’t really care anymore. What irritates me, however, are people who make a BIG deal about the day being “Singles Awareness Day”. Speaking as a professional bitter old sea hag, people who emphasize that aspect of the 14th need to leave the house more often.


Angelo B.

Angelo B.

 I’m indifferent about it. I actually didn’t even realize i was coming up until reading my FB newsfeed on all the Valentines articles posted.

Molly K.

Molly K.

I think it’s a little ridiculous, but I never complain about an excuse to dress up, go out, and drink wine. Wait…I mean…love! It’s all about love!


This Sunday is the special 40 year anniversary show for Saturday Night Live. What old skit/character do you hope to see?


Kim with the rings

Kim P.

Anything old school, and Will Ferrell. SNL these days is garbage… unless Justin Timberlake is on.


Ashley B.

Ashley B.

All my favorite SNL personalities have kicked the bucket, so unless they are doing a Walking Dead skit, I don’t think I’ll be seeing any of my old favs.


Angelo B.

Angelo B.

I used to watch SNL every weekend when I was a kid; so the skits that I remember back then were: Night at the Roxbury, Mango, Superstar, the one where Will Ferrell is a cheerleader cheering at obscure sport events. Those are the ones I would get the most kick-out-of to see again.

Molly K.

Molly K.

I would adore some Robert Goulet skits. Pretty much any Will Ferrell cameo would get my stamp of approval. George W. Bush, perhaps? Jeb has been in the news an awful lot lately…


Dibs Note

How do you handle the situation when someone takes your “dibs” spot?
And do other places have “dibs”?


Kim with the rings

Kim P.

Ahh, this just happened to me. Well,  I piss and moan about it because I don’t have the balls to do much else. What I really wanted to do was follow the advice of my mother and take my dibs chair and smash it through their windshield and/or slash their tires. Matt also suggested that I take a giant piece of cardboard (we had one laying around in our apartment) and write DICK on it and secure it to their windshield so the world would know what he did. I am still a little bitter even though I eventually got my spot back. Clearly, this A-hole was from the suburbs because he only parked his car in the city for the evening and hasn’t come back. Great, now I am angry again. I HATE EVERYONE.


Ashley B.

Ashley B.

Well, I don’t own a car anymore, so my only worry are the a-holes who don’t shovel their sidewalk. This is a question better directed at Kim, though I will say I offered my “services” when her dibs got stolen. And by services I meant I was going to come over and ice the offender’s car.


Angelo B.

Angelo B.

Dibs is an unwritten rule in chicago.   I remember helping my dad shovel snow as a kid and placing folding chairs in that spot to claim it as ours for the snowy months.  In my my old neighborhood if you messed with that system, “you gots to get got.  The game is the game.”

Molly K.

Molly K.

I have never had my dibs stolen, but my revenge would be swift and severe. It’s a lot of work to shovel, but it’s also a lot of work to haul your garbage furniture on and off the street at 5:30 in the morning for a solid 10 days. As far as other places having dibs…I’d guess not. I like to think it’s one of our classy Chicago traditions, kind of like popped collars and copious amounts of hair gel at Wrigley Field.