I am hoping slim to none, but I am quickly losing faith in the American people.
About the same as me finding Justin Bieber less horrible this year than the last.
Considering Hillary is officially the Democratic nominee, and a part of the Democratic population does not like her, he has a very scary chance of winning. I give him a 66.6% chance of winning.
I’d say pretty slim, but I’m excited to see what unfolds from this election process–will Republicans jump ship and abstain from voting entirely? Will they vote for Hillary?! Will they continue their downward spiral into historical mess by publicly condoning Trump’s statements and policies while simultaneously endorsing him as a candidate? You guys! We are witnessing the exact moments that will be described in future History books detailing the demise of the Republican Party and I, for one, am really fucking excited to have a front row seat.
Probably also slim to none, although I must say I am feeling his newest album and I am a little embarrassed about it.
I think with each passing year I hear less news about him. Which means the less he appears on my radar. Therefore, I will probably find him less horrible, because he won’t even come to my mind this year.
I’ve got to give it to them, they have been making great moves and are doing great this year. In my very sophisticated analysis, I have them winning with a probability of 88.9562%.
My child will be so well behaved I won’t even have to worry about that. I have watched every episode of Super Nanny. I’m practically an expert.
Very very low (also not the best idea to google “statistical probabilities of immaculate conception” on your work computer)