Author: Just Neagle

Question Chicago: Has Pokémon Go Ruined Your Life Yet?

Has Pokémon Go Ruined your life yet? Nah. But no one has run out in front of my car. Yet. Nope. I’m glad people are going outside and socializing. However, if people get in my way with that crap at San Diego Comic Con I won’t hesitate to mow them over. I was pretty addicted to Pokémon Go for that first week, but it has pretty much lost all of its novelty now. Honestly, it hasn’t bothered me. I had not caught a single person playing it until I was on the North Side yesterday. Typical North Siders. Is...

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Question Chicago: Happy Fourth of July

What is the most American thing you are doing this weekend? Grilling. Eating. Beer. You know, normal stuff. Boats and Hoes! And Beer…. My weekend will entail the 3 B’s of summer.  Beach, beers and BBQ! Working… Are you a watcher or lighter of fireworks? Watcher. Fire scares me. Definitely a lighter…I’m kind of a pyro. I don’t know why, I guess I have a problem. Who doesn’t like lighting fireworks!?! But I really do enjoy sitting back and watching a great fireworks show. A watcher. From far, far away with zero risk of burns and/or loss of limb....

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Question Chicago: What are the Odds?

What are the odds of The Donald becoming our next president? I am hoping slim to none, but I am quickly losing faith in the American people. About the same as me finding Justin Bieber less horrible this year than the last. Considering Hillary is officially the Democratic nominee, and a part of the Democratic population does not like her, he has a very scary chance of winning.  I give him a 66.6% chance of winning. I’d say pretty slim, but I’m excited to see what unfolds from this election process–will Republicans jump ship and abstain from voting entirely? Will they...

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Question Chicago: Your Mom’s Sombrero

What did you do for Cinco De Mayo? I know normally I am super lame and don’t do anything for drinking holidays, but this drinking holiday will be different!! I am flying to San Diego for Meagan’s bachelorette and birthday bonanza and will have one too many tacos and tequilas! (And then I will regret it all in the morning) We had an office party, so I basically had to make sure the secretaries didn’t go too loco with the tequila. It’s my Birthday!!! My friends and I grabbed dinner after work and then watched Captain America: Civil War...

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Question Chicago: Hope These Are Still Relevant…

Are you okay with Portillo’s giving its blessing for ketchup on hotdogs? You know, I love ketchup so bring it on. No. Blasphemy!! I drool over Portillo’s chocolate cake shake, so I’ll respond the same way as if it’s a guy that I am drooling over…they can say whatever they want and I’ll just stare and nod. Portillo’s is on my shit list. I don’t care about ketchup. They’re building a big ass Portillo’s at Canal and Polk, and it’s going to jack up all the traffic around that area even more than it already is. It’s totally going...

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